Farting ins't a disease, but they're probably less gassy. Plus, they have warp speed air fresheners.
Quite the opposite. Physicians can tell that the alimentary tract is functioning normally when you are able to fart. If you cease being able to fart, then you should start being worried
If you are referring to a "social cure", you can get special underwear that has a pocket which positions a replaceable charcoal filter over the intergluteal cleft area. This filter "scrubs" anal emissions of gaseous effluent. Also, there are dietary supplements that have the effect of minimizing the voluminous, olfactory and potentially unmitigated auditory manifestations ProfessorTrek 12:44, August 23, 2011 (UTC)